After my school day was over, 2 tests aced, and my room vacuumed, I headed to Lauren's apt. We had a delicious half pepperoni and half pineapple pizza from Domino's. It must be said, their new crust knows what's up, it was the most tasty crust in my college budget. Also, Domino's is as old as my Mom!!
Go Mom!!! We also realized that our friend has been engaged twice before we have even had a bfriend...this made us laugh and start to joke about things like "remember how Ramy Calvinsen got engaged twice before I tried Domino's new crust?" or "before I graduated college" DISCLAIMER: We are only making fun of our own pathetic lives and not our dear friend.
Anyways...
While I was walking home in the cold, daydreaming about an attractive California native with a heater, would pull over and offer me a ride home and then we would date for 7 months and then we would get married after a 4 month engagement....something better happened! As I was walking awkwardly across the cross walk (a car was waiting on me, that is probably the most uncomfortable situation as a pedestrian) I heard my name being yelled. I look up and my two roommates (and friends) were waving me into the middle of the road to get in the car. What made this even more awesome??? Rockin out to Party in the USA on your way to Dairy Queen. SCORE!
So here is the skinny about Dairy Queen...
1. It doesn't make you skinny
2. It is a crusher of dreams
3. DQ literally throws your dreams in the trash
To be clear, 2 & 3 do not apply to me, but sadly to my dear roommate Samantha. Oh, Samantha. Your heartbreak made me cry...with laughter! As we were leaving with our barely touched blizzards in hand, Samantha sets her blizzard on the wallet being held by her left hand and goes to throw away her receipt. As she is tossing the paper into the trash, her arms catches the tall spoon handle, which makes her blizzard flip right into the trashcan. Samantha's face portrayed her aw and disbelief, which is why this made Alena and I bust into laughter. Samantha joined in once the shock was gone. Something cool--Samantha's blizzard, something funny--Samantha's blizzard making the jump to the trash can. I know, I am pretty cleaver.
Samantha and I during happier times when ice cream stays in your hand.
